After seeing a tuft of my majestic chest hair...
Korean girl #1: Ahhhhhhh, I hate it!
Korean girl #2: Going home now.
Korean girl #1 (to Korean guy): He is the Arab?
Korean guy: No, India.
Korean girl #1: Does the India girl like the hair? Korean girl hate that kind of thing.
Me: Yes, they love it.
Korean girl #1: Ughhhh.
November 08, 2013
November 06, 2013
Do Not Mock
Me: South Korea is officially called Daehanminguk (대한민국)?
Korean guy: Yes.
Me: So the direct translation is something like big/great (dae) first/best (han) people's republic (minguk)?
Korean guy: Do not mock.
November 05, 2013
Inner Beauty
Korean woman: You never say anything nice about me.
Me: Really? I think you have great inner beauty.
Korean woman: What about my outer beauty?
Me: I appreciate you for your great inner beauty.
Korean woman: Oh my god! I can't believe you said that. My boyfriend would kill you if he heard this.
Me: He might attempt the same if he heard I greatly appreciated your outer beauty.
Me: Really? I think you have great inner beauty.
Korean woman: What about my outer beauty?
Me: I appreciate you for your great inner beauty.
Korean woman: Oh my god! I can't believe you said that. My boyfriend would kill you if he heard this.
Me: He might attempt the same if he heard I greatly appreciated your outer beauty.
November 01, 2013
Honeyed Words
Chinese girl: When I ask some favor form you, I should say something good, especially handsome ~ cool guy ~~something like that haha
Me: That's right!
Me: That's right!
October 29, 2013
Prince Disease
Korean girl: You have prince disease.
Me: Prince disease?
Korean girl: You don't know prince disease?
Me: No... what is it?
Korean girl: Let me find English word.
<Consults Korean-English dictionary on smartphone for several minutes>
Korean girl: Ahh... it means 'you are snob'!
Me: Prince disease?
Korean girl: You don't know prince disease?
Me: No... what is it?
Korean girl: Let me find English word.
<Consults Korean-English dictionary on smartphone for several minutes>
Korean girl: Ahh... it means 'you are snob'!
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