Me: Yes, but it's in the Tenderloin.
Friend: When is your housewarming party?
Me: The place is so small that no one else will fit inside.
Friend: Really? So your parents won't visit?
Me: Then I'll have to sleep on the floor... with the roaches.
Friend: What bs. You can complain to the city if you have roaches. You do realize that?
Me: I only complain about the decrepit state of America in general.
Friend: Haha, then go back to Canada... or Korea. If you are not one of those people looking to go from roaches to riches then America is not for you!
