April 17, 2013

A Mean Looking Booger

Regardless of language, religion, age, income, or intellectual capability, men from all over the world always have at least one topic of shared interest. One fine spring day, a Korean man and I were discussing a specific subset of this fascinating subject. 
Korean man: I think if she makeup perfectly and dress up then she will be more beautiful.  
Me: Yes, if she dresses up and covers her pimples she will be quite nice. I see a booger in her left nose hole though. 
Korean man: What is booger? "Arnab is a mean looking booger" - is it right? 
Me: No, that is bugger. Booger is a dried piece of snot. It is the thing you find when you pick your nose. 
Korean man: Ahh, I see.