Me: Before the pox my skin was very smooth, with no blemishes. Now there are holes on my forehead, cheek, and nose.
Friend: Dude... I was expecting something way worse.
Me: Sorry to disappoint.
Friend: Yes! shame on you! You can't even get proper chickenpox. Useless. Completely useless.
Me: Now I look like a normal human with blemishes.
Friend: It gives your perfection a human touch. It makes you more relatable for other people.
Me: That's a good way to look at it.
Friend: It's the only way to look at it.
