I was having lunch at Hai Di Lao, my favourite hotpot restaurant in Shanghai. The broth can splatter onto diners, so a range of protective accessories from aprons to cellphone covers and hair bands are provided to patrons.
Pretty Chinese Girl: Here is hair band for your head. Oh, I forgot you don’t have hair there anymore! Hahahahaha. Anyway, you can use it for your hairy back then.
Me: Korean girls don’t like my hairy body.
PCG: No girl like it.
Me: Maybe Latin ones? I’m not sure.
PCG: If they like monkey.
