Pretty Chinese Girl: You are still short! Hahaha.
Me: Well… I am tall in China.
PCG: You look same as before but half your hair is gone.
Me: Yes, because of the water in China.
PCG: Do not blame everything on China.
Me: I am skinnier though.
PCG: You look older.
Me: You mean skinnier and younger?
PCG: No, older.
Me: Younger?
PCG: Do you want to hear my real thought or do you want just I repeat your opinion?
