Upon closer examination it was determined that he was holding a condom. The family friend expressed her complete shock and surprise at the peculiar turn of events. "They are uncle and nephew. No need for a condom!" she exclaimed. One of the desk girls snidely retorted "It not free, you know.". The argument reached a deadlock, so a visual inspection of our room was suggested. This confirmed our innocence and all involved breathed a sigh of relief.
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“Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.” - Bob Rubin
“Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.” - Bob Rubin