BART is shorthand for Bay Area Rapid Transit. It is not to be confused with the character of the same name on the long running American cart...

Coworker: Where do you live? Me: In the Tenderloin . Coworker: Oh, I never go to that part of town! Me: Why not? It has character. C...

Manager: Why isn't anything working today!? Subordinate: You ask this question as if somehow today is a deviation from the norm.

Me: There's a notice posted on the door of my apartment elevator asking people not to leave their garbage inside. Friend: Arna...

Despite being plagued by a string of natural and man-made calamities ranging from drought and destitution to earthquakes and tech geeks, the...