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Manager: Why isn't anything working today!? Subordinate: You ask this question as if somehow today is a deviation from the norm.

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Despite being plagued by a string of natural and man-made calamities ranging from drought and destitution to earthquakes and tech geeks, the...

Korean man: I'm the piece of better that is melting on the frying pan which name is you. Korean lady: Butter.