A pretty Chinese girl expressed her sympathy for me after hearing about my sad state of affairs with K-girls : 
 Poor Arnab... Indian bla...

Korean BBQ restaurants are immensely popular for dinner, especially to commemorate celebratory occasions. For the birthday of a Danish frie...

Korean girl: I have a friend who lives in Gangnam. Her family is wealthy and she recently had plastic surgery. Me: Oh, when do we meet? ...

Me (pointing to a piece of cardboard lying on a table): It resembles the personality of a Korean man. Korean man (upon realizing the cardb...

After seeing a tuft of my majestic chest hair... Korean girl #1: Ahhhhhhh, I hate it! Korean girl #2: Going home now. Korean girl #1 (...

Me: South Korea is officially called Daehanminguk (대한민국)? Korean guy: Yes. Me: So the direct translation is something like big/great ...

Korean woman: You never say anything nice about me. Me: Really? I think you have great inner beauty. Korean woman: What about my outer b...

Chinese girl: When I ask some favor form you, I should say something good, especially handsome ~ cool guy ~~something like that haha Me: T...

Korean girl: You have prince disease. Me: Prince disease? Korean girl: You don't know prince disease? Me: No... what is it? Kore...

Malaysian friend: What are you doing? Me: I am looking amazing. Malaysian friend: Dude, you are an IT technician with zero social skills...

K-girl: Are you Lebanon? Me: No, I am from Canada. K-girl: ... Me: ... K-girl: ... Are you Lebanon?

Korean lady: I have friends who work as fashion models and they are always talking about their  Botox injections . Me: You have friends wh...

Korean lady: Why are you smiling? Me: I am looking good. Korean lady: Thank you! After she walked away with a big grin on her face, I ...

Me: Would you like a coffee courtesy of Arnab? K-girl: Can I go home instead?

A cult classic in karaoke rooms across South Asia, the lyrics for the Arnabisized version of the song 'Arabian Nights' from Disney...

A Korean guy and I were discussing a K-girl who was a shared acquaintance. Korean guy: She is different from other girls. She is will...

One day I was walking through a car park containing an assortment of vehicles in Seoul with an American guy. Me: I often ask Korean girls ...

I had mentioned to a Chinese beauty how badly her Korean counterparts were treating me , so she supplied some gentle words to soothe my s...

Korean man: Arnab has maid in India. Korean woman: Really!? Me: Many, but I don't have a personal one. Korean man: Does maid help...

K-girl: <emitting a random stream of English words> Me: Yes, yes. K-girl: Do you have any idea what I am saying? Me: No. K-gir...