January 09, 2016

Roasted

A friend speaking at my wedding reception in Vancouver:
When Arnab asked us to roast him at his reception, we thought it was a strange request. We asked him what we should speak about. He said to talk about his good qualities. Two things become abundantly clear. 
1. Arnab has no idea what a roast is. 
2. This was going to be a very short speech.